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England raped America. Then France raped England. ...Then Australia was all “W.T.F, mate?” Then, Austria went into his emo corner. Then Italy ate pasta. And was raped by Germany. ...Then Romano beat the crap out of Germany. ... Then Spain raped Romano. ...Then France raped Spain. Then Prussia was like “I’M SO AWESOME.” Then France raped him.

Then Latvia was like “=O”. Then Korea rapes Japan. Then China was like “WTH, aru?” Then Korea raped him. Then Switzerland shot Korea. Then France raped Switzerland. Then England attempted to cook. And gave his food to America. ... Then America died. Then Lithuania laughed. And Australia was like “W.T.F, mate? >8C” The Russia pedoed on Liet. Then Poland was like “LIKE, TOTALLY, NO.” Then Russia beat him with his faucet.

Then Turkey raped Greece. Then Japan was all “OMG! D:” Then Greece was like “IT WASN’T MY FAULT!” Then they got a divorce. (YES, THEY WERE MARRIED.) Then Shinatty-chan danced. Then Russia dressed up like a Panda. Then raped Shinatty-chan. And China was like “WTFFFF, aru?” Then China joined in. Then America fllung a Mercedes at China.

Then Spain was like “THAT’S SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!” Then France was raped by a flying jesus. Then America flung a Hummer at the flying jesus. Then he drove away. Then England’s unicorn revived England. Then England was like “BLOODY HELL.” Then Tony was like “FUCKING LIMEY.” Then Egypt was all “...” Then America shot Egypt.

Then Turkey was like “OMG. NOT COOL.” He shot him as well. Then Greece was like “HAHAHA.” Then hid his corpse. Then Denmark was like “HEYYY!” Then Norway was like “You’re a retard.” Then Sweden was like “He’s m’w’fe.” Then Finland was like “SANTA!!!” Then Sealand stole Santa, and put him in a cupboard.

Then England was like “STFU, SEALAND. YOU AREN’T A COUNTRY.” Then England sent Sealand to his room. ... Then France raped Sealand. And then England was like “EDOPHILIA.” Then Prussia was like “OLD FRITZ!” Then Hungary smacked him with a frying pan. Then Austria was like “HAHA.” Then Old Fritz came back to life.

Then Prussia was like “OMFG!!!” and died. Then Austria was even more like “HAHAHA.” Then Germany was like “-facepalm-“ Then Italy wanted to touch the back of Germany’s head. Then England summoned Hobo Flying Jesus Man and brought Prussia back to life. Then Prussia was like “ALBERT IST IM PARK.” Then Austria was like “WTF.”

Then England was like “...” Then Germany flailed like a chicken on fire. Then France raped Bob. Then Prussia was like “WTF” at Germany. And then Italy turned all evil. And went ninja. Then Japan was like “OH NO. I AM THE ONLY NINJA.” Then Japan and Italy had a D-D-D-DUEL. And, no, Egypt does not want to D-D-D-DUEL.

Then Australia was like “CRICKEY!!” Then England and America played Pokemon. And died. Then Russia was like “...C:” The Liet was like “TT.TT” And then France raped Liet. Then Russia. Then Poland was like “LIKE, TOTALLY DON’T DO THAT.” Then Turkey molested Poland. Then Greece was like “WTF.” Then Greece started to play with his cat. ... Then Spain raped his cat. Then Romano was all “D:” Then Greece went skiing on Germany’s head. Then Germany was like “Don’t do that.” And then Italy was like “MY GERMANY.” And pushed Greece off.

And Greece was all “DDDD:” Italy groped his face. Then Germany was all “=_=”. Then France raped Germany. Then Italy molested France. Then Romano was like “O_o” Then Spain molested Romano. Then England said he liked bondage. Then America was like “;D” Then France was like “;DDDDD” Then America was like “D: YOU WHORE.” Then England was like “I CAN EXPLAIN.” Then France molested England in front of America. And America was all “-emo-“ Then France was like “KUKUKU.” Then Russia popped out of no where. Then Russia kol’d. Then France was like “o.o” Then Liet was like “-cower-“ Then Latvia was all “-shakeshake-“

Latvia got drunk and foot raped Liet. ...Then Estonia was like “o-O” Then Sweden molested Finland. Then Denmark was like “O-o” Then Norway molested Denmark. Then Iceland was like “...” The Prussia was like “Ice cream~.” Then Australia threw a boomerang. Then England was like “OMBG.” Then Australia was all “OMBG.” Then America was like “DUUUUDE.” Then they died from seizures. Then Greece was like “o.O” Then Greece went to sleep. Then Italy was like “GERMANY!!!” Because Russia was trying to rape him.”

France molested Greece while he was asleep. Then Germany was like “HE’S MAH LOVER!” Then Russia kol’d. Then Germany and Russia had a bitch fight. Then Romano was like “OMFG.” Then Spain raped Romano again. Then Romano was like “MY BUTT HURTS.” Then a tomoato fell from a flying jesus’s face. Then Spain was like “TOMATO.” Then Romano was like “TOMATO!” Then Spain and Romano stared at the tomato. Then Italy was all “ASTA~.” Then Turkey was all “HAHA.” Then Prussia was like “I’M AWESOME.” Japan bombed Prussia.

Then England was like “SCONES.” Then Japan was like “I’M SORRY.” And made zombies. Then Greece raped Japan. Then France raped the zombies. The Sealand was like “MY VIRGIN EYES!” Then England was like “SHIELD YOURSELF.” Then Rome was like “I’M HERE.” Then Italy was like “ROMEE~” Then the Holy Roman Empire appeared out of no where. Then Italy was like “HRE~” Then Japan went ninja on HRE. Then HRE turned into Germany. Then everyone was like “WTF.” Then Belarus was like “MARRIAGE. MARRIAGE.” And Russia died.

Ukraine was like “WAAAH! RUSSIA!! -cry-“ Latvia got drunk and killed France. Then Canada was like “APA!!” Then everyone was like “WTF.” Then a polar bear ate him. Then America was like “OMFG! MATTIE!!” Then England was like “O-o” Then Ireland was like “MAH POT OF GOLD.” Then a flaming hobo was like “EEHHH?!” Then America flung a jeep at the hobo. The Hobo turned into Satan and ate the Jeep.

Then Russia was like “MWAHA.” Then everyone was like “WTF.” Then America was like “THAT WAS MY CAR.” Then England was like “HAHAHAAAA.” Then Prussia was like “NIYONIYONIYO.” Then Austria was like “GO AWAY, YOU IDIOT.” Then he molested Austria’s face. Then Hungary was like “AUSTRIAAA!” Then Germany was like “WTF.”

Then Australia was like “...” Then Austria displayed his anger on the piano. But France mistook it for a love song and molested Austria’s face. Then Switzerland was like “FUN.” Then Poland was like “LIKELIKELIKE!” Then Liet was like “UT CLOTHES ON.”